All 31 game Reviews


RETRO TEST GAMES RETRO TEST GAMES

Rated 3 / 5 stars

The pictures are too small. And that pop-up...



Make Your Own Story!!! Make Your Own Story!!!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is funny!

Once upon a time, there was an ugly kingdom called Poland. Everything was peaceful in Poland until one day a big creature called Natanek attacked. Natanek had the hand of an elephant and the ear of a dog. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one bad knight to save Poland, and that knight's name was Bundegunda. As soon as Bundegunda heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky blue armor and started riding his cow to Natanek's lair. He took his sad sword and hugged the beast's stomach. The beast screamed fuck!!! And then attacked at Bundegunda almost killing him. Bundegunda used his last bit of energy to play Natanek away. Thanks to Bundegunda, the kingdom of Poland was saved and Bundegunda and the princess lived happily ever after.



Flappy Cat Flappy Cat

Rated 2 / 5 stars

The controls suck.



Flash DDR (All Your Base) Flash DDR (All Your Base)

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

This is just bad. Although playable.



Portal Defenders Portal Defenders

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I like this game as whole, but I have some complains about it.
First of all, the controls are awkward. I don't know, mayby people liked it in 2009, anyway, I'd put jumping on Z, attacking on X and bombs on C, like in any modern game. And this game is hard as diamond.


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Insert Coin Insert Coin

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great plot! But man, this game is hard.


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Alien Hominid Alien Hominid

Rated 4 / 5 stars

On GameCube it's awesome. But here... The controls should be Z for jump and X for attack. Or A for jump, S for attack.



Free Coins!!! Free Coins!!!

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

This game is just not stable. But it has free medals.


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Jumper 2 Jumper 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Such huge hitboxes... But it has medals. 10/10.



Windows 287 Windows 287

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hey, 7 free medals worth 10 points each! <3


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