Jendrej's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bubble Shooter Gold Mining]

Quite an average clone of a classic game. Isn’t very entertaining. The music loop is much too short.

[Super Chick Sisters]

Nice game, kind of? I remember playing it as a kid.
I don’t really like how the “KFC is bad” message was pushed at me from everywhere, the NPCs were especially useless here. And the character often glitches at the edge of platforms. You can even get out of being squashed if you find yourself at the edge.
I think you are given a little too many extra lives. At the end I had 20 of them, and I died a bunch of times too. The design of the 2nd level wasn’t very good, to be honest, the way it makes you play is “go into random pipes and hope it’ll take you somewhere you haven’t been already”. Platformers IMO should either be straightforward and rely on your platforming skills OR have some puzzles. Memorizing which pipe goes where doesn’t make a very good puzzle, especially that (I think) the same pipe could take you to multiple different places.
The text at the end was pretty funny though :D

[Super Dangerous Dungeons]

The mobile version is better… Even the controls. Jumping with up arrow or space is bad and it sucks that you can’t change it. Z is a lot better.
Though this is still a fairly solid game.
This seems like a free promo to the mobile/Steam release though. Unlike the original version, for which the Flash release can present it in all its glory.

[Dangerous Christmas]

Now this isn’t as fun as the original game :( The physics are quite strange and the music honestly isn’t very good. And it’s the wrong season. It is SUMMER right now!

[Dangerous Dungeons]

Very fun game. I actually find it more difficult than Super Dangerous Dungeons – which is a good thing. Perhaps because the levels were originally designed for this engine. I don’t think the checkpoints mode was really needed, though younger and less skilled players might be happy about them. The hidden bonus levels are a nice addition. I’ve found a few bugs, one of which crashes the game, but that’s not a big problem since your progress is saved.
I really like the pixel graphics. Best style for things to look good if you don’t have a year to hand-draw everything.
As for the in-game music – it’s fitting enough. But you’re gonna go crazy if you listen to the menu theme for more than a minute.
Anyway, I think that it’s still worth playing. Especially that it has them shiny achievements. Hehe.

[RETRO TEST GAMES]

The pictures are too small. And that pop-up...

[Make Your Own Story!!!]

This is funny!

Once upon a time, there was an ugly kingdom called Poland. Everything was peaceful in Poland until one day a big creature called Natanek attacked. Natanek had the hand of an elephant and the ear of a dog. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one bad knight to save Poland, and that knight's name was Bundegunda. As soon as Bundegunda heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky blue armor and started riding his cow to Natanek's lair. He took his sad sword and hugged the beast's stomach. The beast screamed fuck!!! And then attacked at Bundegunda almost killing him. Bundegunda used his last bit of energy to play Natanek away. Thanks to Bundegunda, the kingdom of Poland was saved and Bundegunda and the princess lived happily ever after.

[Flappy Cat]

The controls suck.

[Flash DDR (All Your Base)]

This is just bad. Although playable.

[Portal Defenders]

I like this game as whole, but I have some complains about it.
First of all, the controls are awkward. I don't know, mayby people liked it in 2009, anyway, I'd put jumping on Z, attacking on X and bombs on C, like in any modern game. And this game is hard as diamond.